Pre-Emmy Checklist

1.) Hairspray: Make sure you've got plenty on tap. No need to bring back the Motley Crue look.

2.) Spray Tan: Transitioning from Casper to a member of the Jersey Shore cast is that simple.

2.) Jewelry, Shoes and Bag: Make sure you've got a Plan A, B, and C. No one wants Joan Rivers nipping at their behind. 

3.) Double-sided tape: Make sure the girls don't pop out. 

4.) Catch up on the tabloids: Make sure you know the who's who of the night. You don't want to confuse Ryan Seacrest with Jeremy Piven's mother.

5.) Food: Don't expect to eat at these fancy parties. Make sure that your plus one has every available pocket filled with trail mix. 

6.) Practice your winning speech: If you loose, the Kanye West isn't a bad option either.

7.) LISTEN TO YOUR PUBLICIST!

P.S. MAKE SURE YOU WATCH MARGO MARTINDALE TAKE HOME THE EMMY FOR OUTSTANDING SUPPORTING ACTRESS IN A DRAMA SERIES (JUSTIFIED). :)